ARSENAL F.C. END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE
Egg on Face
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Cabernet Empty 2006
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES
NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.
Guest speaker: Sir Alex Ferguson - "What it's like to win the European Cup"
Please note that the club's European Tour for the season 2006-07 is not guaranteed.